Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rude Food



Is it a bird? Is it...


Bang goes my application to Artful Blogger...

I ask you, could anyone else have a tomato like this growing in their garden? Oh well, might as well get the tone lowered here sooner rather than later. These photos were hastily snapped on my mobile and I have refrained from artifying them, opting for a Blog Veritie stylee. You are...ahem... more than welcome to use them in any of your artworks, should your requirements run to erotic veg. Kimmie, you could add it to your on-going challenge artwork! Marsha, I expect to see it sporting a pointy hat and wings by the end of the week.
Heaven only knows what will happen when it reaches puberty...

12 comments:

La Dolce Vita said...

I love this, what a fun blog! I adore my garden and try not to take too many pix of it! since I am writing andARt Blog, but yes, I totally understand the desire for an organic blog. I just came from the garden... giant tomato worm killer that I am! so nice to meet a slug slayer!

Lumilyon said...

OMG! You have TOMATO worms???? What are they like??? No, don't tell me, I hate looking at those pages in the gardening books that have all the nasty pictures of pests and diseases. please tell me that it's something that we can't get in England. I'll have to check my tomato bible (see my first posting)

La Dolce Vita said...

alright I won't tell you how disgusting they are but the giant worm killer uses... well never mind that either! I guess they are just as icky as slugs which are ginormous here in the west! happy gardening!

Jamie said...

"Bang goes my application to Artful Blogger." LOLOLOLOL!!!!! I love you! Maybe 'The Erotic Artful Blogger'? Love, Jamie

Sandra said...

LOL

And I expect a full photographic report of the growing and ripening and...

Lumilyon said...

Watch it Sandra! There's a word for that...but I'm not sure what it is...maybe there isn't a word...I'll make one up...how about Vegetable Voyeurism? Yes, I know, that's two words...

Kim said...

I believe when puberty is reached and amazing explosion of growth, colour and seed can be expected. Now this is what happens when you let your arty knickers loose! LOL!

Tumble Fish Studio said...

Oh Lumi! Saw this and just had to comment immediately! So funny! Now you need to google "peter peppers" - a real and true species of peppers that looks a bit like your tomato! You will soon have an x rated garden and blog! hee hee

*jean* said...

i received a much larger, eggplant version like this from my neighbor. ....she struggles with english but we both had a great laugh about the "boy" eggplant...good humor is a universal language

:o)

i, for one, would love to see this in artful blogger...

johanna said...

oh my, how fun is this?!!
keep us updated about the ripening and growing;))

TheresainMS said...

Found your blog through Marsha's flickr site and I'm completely hooked now. This 'erotic veg' photo is hilarious. I enjoy your writing style very much and your witticisms are so creative. I'm adding you to my follow list so I won't miss any of your utterings. Have a great weekend!!

mansuetude said...

very funny!

did it ripen????